Women Day .

What can you say to she.
What is she do with you.
All men are on his finger.
Women, you the RULE!
Congratulations on your day ;)

Why Women are BeautifulAdam, is working in the Garden of Eden, when the skies open up, and God appears spotlighted by a shaft of brilliant blue light.

God asks Adam how things were in the garden:
'Fine thanks' replies Adam.

'God', inquires Adam, 'Why did you make Eve so beautiful?'
'So you would love her.'  Said God

'But why did you make her so dumb?'
'So she would love you.'  Explained God.

Grass is Greener?Diana, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, 'Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?'

'I would love to do that,' replied Diana's husband, 'but the problem is..........she won't let me.'

The BathroomA man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from a hotel chain.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Sense of Direction?
Mike and Pauline were relating their holiday experiences to a friend.

'It sounds as if you had a great time in Nevada,' the friend observed. 'But didn't you tell me you were planning to visit Philadelphia?

'Well,' Mike interrupted, 'we changed our plans because, uh......oh........umm.'

Pauline spoke up, 'Come on, Mike, tell him the truth.'

Mike fell silent and Pauline continued, 'You know, it's just stupid. Mike simply won't ever ask for directions.'

Woman Driver 
Magistrate: But if you saw the lady driving towards you, why didn't you give her half the road?

Motorist: I was going to, Your Honour, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.

Save your shoes,